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儿童英语笑话

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儿童英语笑话妈咪爱婴网  2012年11月16日 22:29:42

  Tell a lie Mom: Which banana do you want, Victor? Victor: I want that one of the greatest. Mom: Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one. Victor: Mom, I must lie to be polite? 妈妈:你要哪一只香蕉,维克多? 维克多:我要那只最大的。 妈妈:维……

Tell a lie
Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"
Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."
Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."
Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"
妈妈:“你要哪一只香蕉,维克多?”
维克多:“我要那只最大的。”
妈妈:“维克多,你应该懂礼貌,要那只小的。”
维克多:“妈妈,难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗?”
I Don't Like an Argument 我不想争论
Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?
It's round, answered Gerald.
How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.
All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an arg